Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Black...

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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