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Whats 2+1? 2.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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the love boat

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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