- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

religion

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

He walked in a bar

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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