What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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This is not a joke or is it

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What's 9+10? 19

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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?J?o?k?e?

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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