The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Yo mama's fat.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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