- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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