Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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