why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

What is the meaning of life? 42

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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