What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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learn the ropes?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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