quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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your life

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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