the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

skurfboards we love fat kids

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

josh roberts got the d in geog

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Anti Joke

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