- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Cool Brian

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

I LIKE TRAINS

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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