Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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yes... that's the joke

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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