- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

PENIS

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

ecks! why zee?

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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