why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Women's Rights

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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