Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Fags are gay.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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