You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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