What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Dont look at me.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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