If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Jews...

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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