what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Jews...

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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