a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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obamas trench

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Apple.

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