Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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