whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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