Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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I'm hungry.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Men's Rights

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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i like cats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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