what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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