Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Har har hey

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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You

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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