My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

what is brown and shaped like a tree?

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

one day a grape was in the sun raisin

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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