when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Women's Rights.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Yes.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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