how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Anti Joke

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