Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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