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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

i hate anti-jokes ;)

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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