Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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