What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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