What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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hey

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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