What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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