What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Once upon a time, your face.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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