A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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A man walks into a pole.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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banana

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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It’s dead.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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