- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

A man walks into a pole.

Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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