What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A woman's opinion

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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