What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Barack Obama.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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hey

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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