What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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