What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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banana

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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