Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Barack Obama.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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