What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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who drinks pee? katness

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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knock knock whos there not me

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Poop

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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