what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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