Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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British Dentistry

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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who drinks pee? katness

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Women's rights.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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