Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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