How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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The 80's

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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