Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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matt shut up

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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