People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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