How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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Matt is not funny.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Trashcan!

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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