- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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