What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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You're Adopted.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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