What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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brainfart

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Cleveland winning something

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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