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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Psychics.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Shut the cork up!

So a baby seal walks into a club...

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

a man is running away

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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