why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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