Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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Needless to say,

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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