A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

ME NAME IS JEFF

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Guess what? Holocaust

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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